Hello Alexander!

I met a new person today. By new, I mean one day old. Cute little fellow. But he reminded me how much newborn babies look like little tiny old people. You know, all wrinkly, with their scrunched up face and all... So congratulations to the new parents, you've got a beautiful little boy. And, like I may have mentioned before, his name is Alexander William, and I dare say, William is a fine choice for a middle name. I know I like it.

Now I should sleep, so that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm outtie 5000.